Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
my liver is dry heaving
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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