love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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