let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Dick very happy bro
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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