I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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