I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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