Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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