The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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