now i know why i became what i already was.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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