3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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