I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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