'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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