eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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