I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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