Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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