i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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