K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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