i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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