dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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