i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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