is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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