dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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