Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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