There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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