I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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