What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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