Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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