Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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