I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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