it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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