Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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