your room smells of hookers.
And success
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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