I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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