i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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