Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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