i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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