I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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