I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Watching her eat just hurts me
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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