The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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