the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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