Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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