I need help removing her.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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