i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
