I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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