What a fucking waste of an outfit
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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