my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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