He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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