i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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