The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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