I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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