Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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