Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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