Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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