I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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