Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just high enough for therapy.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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